They'd Never Say That!
Hey everyone! Welcome to the new section, filled with things are fellow digi heros and heroines would never say! Thanx to all the people who sent submissions in! The newer ideas are at the buttom of our 'lil collection. If you have any ideas of your own you'd like to see here, feel free to e-mail me at digililly04@yahoo.com. Have fun! ^_^
Sora: Oh Mimi! ::giggle, giggle:: Let's go shop at the mall for some cute pink dresses and then get a facial at the hair and nail salon!
Mimi: Why would I want to get a pink dress when there's hoops to shoot? Yo Tai! Ya wanna shoot some hoops?
Tai: No way man, I'm way out of your league. Besides, my hair might get messed up! ::quickly gels it, than inspects with handheld mirror::
Mimi: Hey wadda 'bout you Matt? Up for a game of one-on-one?
Matt: Uh, no thanks Mimi, I gotta study my homework, this year I'm really trying to get into summer school! ::stumbles under load of books::
Joe: Put homework aside, my brother, you need to peace-out and feel the groove! ::strums guitar and hums::
T.K.: Oh no Tai! Datamon ran off with Sora in the pyramid! What are we going to do?!
Tai: Hmmm... ::rubs chin and looks around:: Whadd'ya say we just leave her there?
Others: Yeah! Come on, let's go!
Tai: Sora, I hate you!
Sora: Well I hate you too, Tai! Matt I just wanted to say that secretly, I've been in love with you this whole time!
Matt: Well, sorry Sora, I'm getting ready to go out on a date with Mimi.
Tentomon: Izzy? Hey Izzy, can I have some help with this?
Izzy: Sorry, busy.
Tentomon: But Izzy -
Izzy: I said I'm busy!
Tentomon: But -
Izzy: Tentomon, don't make me get out the bug spray!
Tai: Oh, I don't know... that guy looks really hard to beat... I think I'll pass this fight.
Joe: Little do the others suspect, I am really the superhero Macho Man, faster than a speeding bullet, jumping over skyscrapers in one bound!
Mimi: And I, am his faithful sidekick Macho Mimi! Fearless and bold, strong as steel and tough as nails - iron nails that is, mine are so brittle!
Tai: Soccer? What's that?
Mimi: PINK?! Oh, EW!
Tai: You know Matt, I really don't think it's a good idea to let T.K. be so close to that cliff.
Matt: He'll be fine, it's not like he's little and needs protection.
Sora: Pink is so my color! Do I look great in this PINK dress or what?
Matt: Let's just jump into the situation!
Weregarurumon: I WON! I told you guys that beauty contest were my thing!
Joe: I can fly! I CAN FLY!
Tai: Hmmm... maybe I better think twice about this.
Etemon: I'm makin' a new CD *huh, honk* and I want Mimi to do a duet with me!
Matt: T.K., I'm tired of looking after you! Go bother Patamon or something!
Myotismon: Oh Angewomon, don't you see it's you I wanted this whole time? ::gets down on one knee and opens armswide:: Trying to hurt the DigiDestined, wrecking the city, I did it out of the goodness of my heart all for you!
Angewomon: Aww Miotis-wotis....ya shouldn't have!
Joe: Sc - school? Where's that? I've never been there in my life!
Mimi: Matt you're so ugly - talk about a bird's nest on your head!
Matt: Aw Tai, Agumon is so way cooler than Gabumon! Can we trade?
Tai: Well, actually I was gonna trade him for Biyomon because she's so cute and pink!
Patamon: Pika pika!
Agumon: Char char!
Mimi: Palmon, you're so hideous! Your hair looks like boiled spinach!
Matt: T.K.... I have a surprise for you!
T.K.: Oh boy! Broccoli! Thank you, thank you Matt! Now can you just convince Mom not to make me eat candy?
Mimi: Oh daddy do you have to give me spending money?
Tai: I'm Ash Ketchum, and I'm destined to be the world's greatest Pokemon master!
Izzy: Hmm...::scratches head:: No, I just can't figure this out! Does anyone know what five multiplied by two is?
Matt: ::singing:: I luv you, you luv me, we're a happy family!
Myotismon: AHH! Bats! Get me outta here!
Demidevimon: Gatomon? There's something I need to tell you...I'm madly in love with you.
Gatomon: Demidevimon is soooo cute. I mean, a bowling ball with feathers? What more could you ask for!
Metalseadramon (in grandmotherly voice): Now kids, you see, once upon a time there were three little pigs...
Piedmon: Angewomon? You know, feathers really turn me on.
Puppetmon: You know, I think this hat accents my figure all too wrong.
Machinedramon: So I look like a tin can, tin cans are cool, they're in, they're silver, silver's in, so you better not have a problem with that!
Etemon: ::looks around in middle of fight, then bursts into tears:: You guys forgot my birthday!
Joe: Mountain climbing? Oh yeah!
Metaletemon: Wanna hear my latest number? ::clears throat:: Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
Joe: Forget books, go skateboarding!
Matt: What do you mean it's not done?! Fix my trumpet right now!
Matt: Come on guys, you know that Tai always makes the best decisions. Listen to him for once, will you?!
Tai: (whining) But you gu-uys! I wanna go to the mall!
Matt: You guys, T.K. was taken prisoner by Puppetmon! Good riddance!
Izzy: Do I look cute in this kirt or what?
Tai: I don't know Matt... I don't think that bikini suits you...
Sailormoonmon: I am Sailormoonmon, champion of justice! I will right wrongs and triump over evil, and that means you mon!
Mimi: How dare you want to go to the mall! I need to study, you know; a good education is just so important!
Myotismon: For Halloween, I'm going as myself.
Bakemon: BOO! ::doubles over in hysterics:: Gotcha! I gotcha!
Joe: What would you guys think if I dyed my hair pink?
Tai: Oh no!! Hey everybody, we can't fight the Dark Masters if I just
broke
a nail!
Mimi: (To Togemon) Can I have a kiss?
Gomamon: Seel! Seel!
Sora: I'm so miserable!
Tai: I'm SOOOOOOO scared!
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