Digicouples
Hiya peoples! Here's one of my special features, an idea I came up with myself! DIGI COUPLES! Ya!!! ::wedding music plays:: Yup, here they are... Oh, and if you have any ideas of your own you'd like to see up here, just e-mail me at digililly04@yahoo.com and I'll gladly put them up! ^_^ For now, have fun!
Are these digi couples a likely romance or a total mismatch? This should get pretty interesting...
Mimi and Izzy* (But they look cute together, don't they?)
Mimi: Look! It's a sale!
Izzy: ...
Mimi: I said, 'Look! It's a sale!'
Izzy: ...
Mimi: Izzy! Will you get away from that stupid computer of yours and listen to me for once?!!!
Izzy: Prodigious! I've just discovered that the rate at which the earth orbits around the sun compared to the speed of light multiplied by the mass of fused hydrogen atoms equals -
Mimi: Arg!
Agumon and Palmon**
Palmon: Oh boy, I feel so exhausted! My roots feel so tired!
Agumon: Here, let me massage them for you.
Palmon: Ow!
Agumon: What is it?
Palmon: Get your sharp nails away from my poor roots!
Gabumon and Salamon**
Gabumon: Since we're both dog-like creatures, we must have a lot in common!
Salamon: Right!
Gabumon: So...what do you digivolve into?
Salamon: I digivolve to...(trails off in thought)
Gabumon: ...a cat...
Salamon: And you digivolve to...
Gabumon: ...a big dog...
(looks at each other) Together: Um...
Greymon and Togemon**
Greymon: I sure had a lot of fun tonight!
Togemon: Yeah, me too.
Greymon: Can I have a hug?
Togemon: Sure, cupcake!
Greymon: (hugs her) Ow!
Togemon: What is it dear?
Greymon: Your needles - they're poking me!
Mimi and Numemon*
Numemon: Can I have a kiss, honeybunch?
Mimi: (looks away in disgust) Ew...at least brush your teeth first! You smell awful!
Numemon: Okay! (flosses and brushes his teeth) How's that dear?
Mimi: Oh, ew. At least floss your teeth too!
Numemon: I already did!
Mimi: And you still smell? Ew EW EW EWWW!!!
Thanks to all the people who submitted these ideas!
Sora and Joe*
SORA: So what do you want to do today, Joe?
JOE: Hmmmm...I have the perfect move!
SORA: (interested) Really, what's it called?
JOE: Physics in Motion.
SORA: Sheesh, even the name sounds boring!
JOE: Well what did you think we were going to do---go skydiving or
ride a rollercoaster?
SORA: Actually, I had somthing more like para-sailing in mind.
JOE: Para-sailing! That high up, going that fast over freezing waters
most likely shark infested?! Sora, what are you thinking?!
SORA: (thinking) I should have done somthing with Tai..!
Mimi and Tai*
MIMI: Hey Tai!
TAI: What's up with the dress? We were going rock climbing and then
riding dirt-bikes at that new arena!
MIMI: Fashion always comes first--I'll be fine.
TAI: Okay, if you insist, but it's going to be tough dirt-biking in a
dress.
MIMI: EEEEW! Did you say DIRT-biking?! Gross! I'm not getting myself
dirty! I spent an hour and a half on my hair this morning!
TAI: Well, that's what we had planned--
MIMI: You can count me out! Really Tai, is that any decent way to
treat a lady? You wouldn't do this to Sora, would you?
TAI: (thinking) Hmmm..that's not a bad idea--me and Sora climbing and
dirt-biking. What was her number?
Kari and Ikkakumon*
Kari: Ikkakumon, we have nothing in common.
Ikkaumon: So lets leave.
Kari: Right.
Tai and Sora****
Tai: "Ready to go?"
Sora: "Ya, I'm Ready."
Tai: "Ok lets go."
Sora: "Tai whats with the flowers?"
Tai: "Um... I thought we could plant them on the way."
Sora: "Tai!!!"
Joe and Mimi*
Mimi: So Joe what do youu want to do today ?
Joe: Well today I plan to study for the exam.
Mimi: OK, maybe tomorrow?
Joe: Yeah maybe tomorrow
TOMORROW
Mimi: So Joe what do you want to do today?
Joe: Uh...I have to...go to school, yeah, that's it!
Mimi: But today is Saturday!
Joe: Saturday school
Mimi: OK, tomorrow?
Joe: Yeah
NEXT DAY
Mimi: So Joe, what do you want to do today?
Joe: well...uh...I have to go to church
Mimi: All day?
Joe: Yeah
Mimi: *sigh* OK...tomorrow right?
Joe: Yeah, definitely
THE NEXT DAY
Joe: Mimi.....
Mimi: Yeah?
Joe: Well I think we should see other people
Mimi: Uh...why?
Joe: Because I think we see each other too much
Mimi: But...we haven't seen each other at all!
Joe: Oh, well...bye?
Matt and Mimi****
(in whirlpool)
Matt: Why is that camera here?
Mimi: Can you pass the soap?
Matt: I thought this was supposed to be a secret?
Mimi: Can you please pass the soap? (sounding a bit iritated)
Matt: Not until you tell me what the camera is doing there?
Mimi: Fine, well I thought it would be someth-
Matt: Well I don't like it!
Mimi: OK ::sighs:: I will get it out
Matt: No I will get it
*Matt acciendentally takes a picture while trying to get it out*
Matt: Oops I shouldn't have done that. Better get rid of it.
*MagnaAngemon23 flies in*
MagnaAngemon23: I will take that. You two get back to whatever you two were doing.
*MagnaAngemon23 flies away*
Matt & Mimi: Uh oh !!!!
Click here to see the corresponding pic (It's really kawaii! Please note: the pic doesn't lead anywhere.)
Joe and Sora*(another opinion)
JOE:Hey Sora!
SORA:What is it Joe?
JOE:You want to go mountain climbing?
SORA:You mountain climbing?!!
JOE:Yah!
SORA:What got you in the mood?
JOE:Um...back when Gomamon first digivolved!
SORA:Oh, ok.
(on the mountain)
JOE:Honey? Maybe we should of stayed home.
SORA: ::sighs:: Oh, Joe.
Tai and Sora***(another opinionj)
Tai: That's a really nice dress!
Sora: Thanks!
Tai: You know, I like how it splits in the back part.
Sora:!!!!!!!!!
Tai: Just kidding!
BOP
Kari and Ogremon*
Ogremon: Kari, will you marry me?
Kari: But we don't have any thing in common!
Ogremon: I know honey, but...I love you? (Ogremon picks up Kari)
Kari: Put me down! (slaps him in the face)
Ogremon: (starts crying)
Kari: Oh! I'm sorry...I guess I could marry you...
Ogremon: ::smiles:: Yay! (starts to jump up and down and he hits Kari)
Kari: (goes flying into the air)
Ogremon: Uh-oh...well, maybe that funny girl with the pink hat would like to marry me... ::whimpers:: It's so hard to get a date these days!
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Scene 1: Tai and Mimi at their wedding...
Priest: Will you Tai, take Mimi as your lawful wife?
Tai: (look sincerely at Mimi) I do, with all my heart.
Priest: And Mimi...
Mimi: (to priest) You mean Princess Mimi!
Priest: (look embarrassed while crowd in church laughs) Oh, sorry... well then, Princess Mimi, will you take Tai as your lawful husband?
Mimi: No.
Tai: What! Why not?!
Mimi: Because you are not wearing pink. To be my groom you will need to wear pink today and how dare you! How dare you wear orange. It's a dangerous colour!
(Crowd at church points at Tai and condemns him not loving Mimi enough.)
Narrator: Go Girl Power!
Narrator: So... Tai walked off and married Zora instead. Joe, who was a bit broken-hearted that his beloved Mimi married to Tai, picked up the opportunity and married Mimi on that day.
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Scene 2: Joe and Mimi after their wedding night...
Joe: (shyly) Mimi... I don't know about you but I'm extremely excited and happy and nervous at the same time. This is our first night together and there only us in this bedroom. Do you think we should... (lean over to Mimi and kiss her deep and meaningfully)
(Mimi pulled away from him as soon as she spotted something so significant.)
Joe: What is the matter, my darling?
Mimi: No! Get away from me! I won't have that!
Joe: Have what?
Mimi: (gritting her teeth) YOU AREN'T WEARING PINK!! How many times do I have to tell you that pink PJs are the only PJ that's allowed in this bedroom? That's why I didn't marry Tai at the first place. (she throw him a set of pink PJs which landed right at his face) Go and get changed and hurry up!
(Joe took the PJs and walked off to the bathroom)
Narrator: Can you really imagine Joe wearing shocking pink at night for the rest of his life?
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Scene 3: Joe and Mimi at the mall...
These two lovers ar at their first year anniversary and they go shopping (Mimi's request)
Joe: Izzy phoned me the other day ad told me that there's this shop that sells this new brand of computer that sends anything over the net with a flash! Wouldn't it be great Mimi? (Joe walked into shop. Mimi looking at him lovingly) I mean, If I bought this computer, then I can work the over time hours at home in our bedroom and I can stay at home longer be just be with you...
(Mimi looked at computer, snapped)
Mimi: This thing (pointing to the computer) is not going into our room.
Joe: (not comprehending) Why not?
Mimi: DON"T YOU UNDERSTAND?! This is not pink! This computer's not pink!
Joe: But Mimi! Everything in our house and our yard's already pink: the wallpaper, the carpet, frying pans, my Pjs your hair, and the toilet seats ( Narrator: not to mention that they're fluffy, too!) I mean, can't we have something not pink for a change?
(Mimi started sobbing, Joe started panicking)
Joe: (looking at Mimi and he know what he need to do)You know, maybe I can PAINT THE COMPUTER PINK...
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Narrator: Another year passed and finally, Mimi's going to be a mother...
Scene 4: At the Hospital...
Joe: How are you feeling, Mimi? I'm glad to hear from the doc that you and our baby's doing fine. Oh, Mimi, I love you.(Kisses her)(Mimi kissed back and hug Joe)
Mimi: Can I see my baby? (Nurse bring the baby over to Joe. It has Mimi's brown hair and Joe's sharp nose.)
(He hands it over to Mimi)
Joe: Isn't she adorable?
Mimi: (looking disgusted and disappointed) Are you sure it's our baby?
Joe: Of course. What's wrong with it? I mean... It's healthy and strong and it looks just like you, Mimi. She's just beautiful and ...
Mimi: (cuts him short) Well, if this is really our baby and if it's a girl, then her form and her hair should be pink, just like me.
Joe: (about to faint) Oh, Man... Oh, god... Help me....
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Other Ideas
Palmon and Gomamon***
Mimi and Matt****
Tai and Sora****
TK and Kari***
Biyomon and Gabumon****
Salamon and Patamon****
Izzy and his computer****
Angemon and Angewomon****