Matt:

"Watch the hair, dude!"

"Yeah, well, at least my cat's not stuck up a tree!"

"No question man. You are definitely the dude of doodles!"

"Maybe the monster's having growing pains."

"Here's a thought...this is why they call them sweat socks."

"Who? Frosty the Snow-mon here?"

"That was just the beginning, you little poacher!"

"Coming up, one scrambled egg."

"Okay, it's official. The sun has turned Palmon's brain into a french fry."

"Anybody notice we talk a lot about food?

"Moving right along, folks, Keep it moving. Our next stop on the tour will be the forest of irrele
vant road signs. No pictures, please."

"How did we get here? Did we slide through the floppy drive?"

"Hey, if we can find a place that'll deliver, let's order pizza!"

"What planet did I dial?"

"Yeah, let's wait for that giant but to come get us."

"Unless you're into eating rocks, we don't have too much of a choice."

"I feel I've been under water so long, I might never take a bath again!"

"You sure talk a lot for a clown."

"You know you're beaten. Face it like a mon!" (to Apocalymon)

"Joe, nobody knocks the door at a hotel."

Tai

"AHH! What are you? Have you had your rabie shots?" (to Koromon)

"Come back here and fight like a Mon!"

"Oh goody. Maybe we get to paint the entire place."

(Singing)"I'm gonna sing a song that will wake you up! I'm gonna belt it out! Come on shogunmon, it's time to get up! Get up!"

"Maybe to a St. Bernard with a horn on his forehead."

"If one of us gets sick, the rest of us gets sick. That's teamwork too!"

"So what am I supposed to do? Throw the digivice at the monsters and hope they get scared and run away?"

"You guys talk more than my mom's book club!"

"Genuis over there is trying to call the telephone repairman because the phones don't work."

"I dunno if this is gonna work dude! (grunt) I can barely lift you - much less throw you - Tubbymon!"

Sora

"Maybe if your brain was as big as your hair you'd be a little smarter." (to Tai)

"Now that the boys have holes in their heads, maybe their brains will get enough oxygen."

"There's the price tag. It's Mimi's."

"What kind of sicko turns people into keychains?!"

Mimi

"I haven't washed a floor since - never!"

"What? No linen tablecloths? I guess we'll have to rough it."

"I think I broke a nail!"

"Something tells me this means no chilidogs!"

"Ugh! That breath! Ever hear of flossing?"

"I hate bingo. All those numbers and letters!"- Mimi

"If I won't walk in dirt, what makes you think I'll sleep in it?"

Joe

"What was that, a floating fishmarket?"

"I hope I don't get monster cooties."

"Did you really have to bring along a souvenir?" (to Zudomon)

"Do we trust a ping-pong ball with wings?"

"I was hoping to skip algebra class, but not like this."

"Fortunately I landed on the one part of my body that has a built-in air bag."

"Pretty depressing place...unless you're a big fan of charcoal."

"I wonder if 'Superhereos' is listed in the phonebook."

"Once it took four of us to get my grandmother off the toilet like that."(to Matt when they were trying to help Sora)

"I used to have a chihuahua named Princess."

"How come I never get to be the hero?"

"I know it's going to be hart to find a friend as great as I was - but, you'll just have to try!"

"I've always hated any form of exercise--what's happening to me?!"

"Call me cynical, but nothing surprises me about this place."

"Ever notice we're always at the wrong place at exactly the wrong time?"

Izzy

"I'll be back in a nanosecond!"

"Well, if fire isn't affecting him then I guess it's not heartburn."

"My biology teacher would love this!"

"Perhaps my definition of weird is different than yours."

T.K.

"There's nothing wrong with being a pig."

"I guess anywhere from 8 hours to 8 years, give or take a minute or so."

"Does this mean I don't have to brush my teeth anymore?"

"Look at all that water! Somebody must have let the bathtub overflow!"

"Boy, Patamon, I like swimming and everything, but that waterfall almost knocked off my underpants!"

"At least kids make up pretty fast. My mom and dad are still mad at me. For the time I painted our kittycat."

"I don't know, my mom said never to take candy or rope from strangers."

(thinking) What am I saying, we have to climb it. Sora told me to be brave! (to Kari)-"Looks dangerous, you go first."

"Is that a train? If it is, it's the most silentest, most invisibelist train I ever saw!"

"Hey clowney - nobody's laughing at your story!"

The Digimon

"Don't we get points for enthusiasm?" - Gomamon

"Wow, Matt's like a real grown-up." - Agumon
"Now if only I could get him to cut his hair." - Gabumon

"Do you think a black gear got him?" - Gomamon

"Well, you know what they say: you can't tell a cover by the size of it's book, or something like that." - Patamon

"I rule this ocean with an iron hand, an iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter." - Metalseadramon

"Now now, don't get all puffy!" - Patamon

"Yo - yo - you're big!" - Nanimon (to digidestined)

"They're easier to figure out than a two piece jigsaw puzzle!" - Metalseadramon

"I'm dancing like I've never danced before!" - Tentomon

"Next time you decide to rule the ocean, do everyone a favor and take a bath instead." - Kabuterimon

"Now is probably not a good time to take a nap." - Kabuterimon

"I can't move, even my needles feel numb." - Togemon

"Tentomon to Izzymon, do you read me?" - Tentomon

"Young man, didn't anyone ever tell you to listen to your elders? Or was it redwood? I could never get the two straight." - Cherrymon

"I'm metal and you're wood, whatever you say bounces off me and splits you in half!" -Metaletemon (to Puppetmon)

"How much Woodmon could an Ogremon chuck if an Ogremon could chuck Woodmon?" - Ogremon

"Yes it's true, I don't floss." - Ogremon

"Over my stinky armpits he will!" - Ogremon

"Now's my moment to shine! Does my hair look alright?" - Metalseadramon

(In mimicking voice)"Hello, my name is Izzy and I'm very smart. Although I didn't know how to stop me and my friends from being turned into keychains!" - Piedmon

"Let's just say that while your were sleeping, I had nine lives, and now I'm down to three." - Gatomon

"I didn't know you were a snake charmer T.K.!" - Patamon

“There’s nothing like a little wholesale destruction to end a hard day’s work.” - Machinedramon

“Plan Eliminate? What about Elimi-9?” - Gear thing #1

“It’s only a bird... A rather large bird, I grant you... A rather large, ANGRY bird! AAAAAHHH!!” - Phantomon, when Birdramon is coming for him

"Come to papa, lizard breath." -Greymon, as he starts to fight Devidramon

"Wahahahahaaaa... Wait a minute, why am I laughing? I'm supposed to be depressed!" -Apocalymon

"Sorry if I gave you a wedgie."- Piedmon to TK

"The tags should be in the convience store, next to the jerky."- Drimogemon

"That flappy winged joker couldn't find water if he fell out of a boat!" - Gatomon

"Rationlize away!" - Tentomon

"If you save us we'll give you anything you want, including candy!" - Gabumon Everyone

"I'm not exploring anywhere. I say we stay right where we are." -Joe
"Yeah, let's wait for that giant bug to come get us." - Matt

"Didn't I see this guy in one of my nightmares?" - Izzy
"I wish you'd be more careful what you dream!" - Matt

"It's all my fault, right Sora?" - Tai
"Yes - uh...no?" - Sora

"To leave a message, press 1 now. To leave a fingerprint, press 2 now. $15 for the next 3 minutes." - Telephone

"Just one more thing."- Izzy
"Why do I wanna throw up every time you say 'just one more thing'?"- Tai

"I've analyzed the weather patterns, taken the barometer measurements and researched the temperature."- Izzy
"And what did you find?"- Tai
"That it is very, very, very hot."- Izzy

"I was just resting my eyes. - Matt
"Well, your eyes were snoring pretty loudly." - Joe

"If we had a compass, we'd know which way north was." - Izzy
"I know where North is!" - Tentomon
"Where?" - Izzy
"It's the opposite of south!" - Tentomon

"Well, can you tell us anything about the eight child?" - Tai
"About the eighth child?" - Gennai
"Yeah, like what's his name?" - Tai
"His name? It's - I forgot." - Gennaii

"Are we being cared for properly?" - Biyomon
"If we were, Agumon wouldn't have digivolved backwards." - Gabumon
"Come on! Don't freak me out!" - Matt

"Come on, this way." - Izzy
"Roger." - Tai
"He forgot his name!" - Mimi

"You know, you're becoming a real nuisance, son." - Etemon
"Of course. It's because I'm a teenager." - Joe

"It's forgotten, remember?" - Patamon
"Oh yeah! I forgot!" - T.K.

"All I did was get grabbed." - Joe
"By a giant vegetable!" - Gomamon
"A cranky one!" - Tsunomon

"Why? Do you think we're too dumb to understand?" - Tai
"Yes!" - Izzy

"It's okay. He was only kidding. Besides, I'm gonna make darn sure that the sun does come up!" - Joe
"Wow Joe, I didn't know you had in in you!" - Sora
"Wow, what a man!" - Mimi

"Sometimes you just have to trick him." - Gomamon
"What did you just say?" - Joe
"Uh...nice night for a walk!" - Gomamon

"Just give me a nano!" -Izzy
"I'll even give you three!" -Tentomon

"Those black gears are rude. I bet that's the last one!" - Tai
"I bet you're wrong!" - Joe

"Sora, something wonderful is happening! I've never been able to fly this fast before!" - Biyomon
"Me too! Watch me go! Faster, faster!" - Patamon
"I don't care if you're faster as long as you're faster than this big rolling teddy bear behind us!" - Sora

"Wow, you look different. Did you cut your hair or something?" - T.K.
"No, I just haven't been using as much gel." - Matt

"Wow! Look at them go!" - Tai (about Lady Devimon and Angewomon's fight)
"I know I shouldn't watch this, but I can't take my eyes off!" - Izzy
"Get her Angewomon! That's right, knock that witch's butt off! Go!" - Kari

"Oh Gabumon, now it's ready to swallow me up whole." - Matt
"Like Jonah and the whale?" - Gabumon

“I’m not going to hit you, Tai.”- Izzy
“Can I hit you then?” - Agumon
“I wouldn’t mind a swipe myself!”- Tentomon

"...Why do you get to eat the pizza while I have to eat the crust?!" - Apocalymon
"I can't take all these metaphors anymore!" - Mimi, covering her ears

TK's mom- "TK! get down from there!!" (talking about riding on Ikkakumon's back)
TK- "Oh, it's okay mom, by the way, this is my friend Joe from camp."
Joe- "Nice to meet you m'am! TK was in my woodworking class. He almost cut my finger off, but that's a whole different story, I won't get into right now."
TK's mom- "Please stop, I don't understand!"
TK- "The saw slipped, but don't worry, it missed him by a mile!"
TK's mom- "That's not what I'm talking about!"

Mimi- "Wow, everyone's being so nice."
Palmon- "It must be because of your charming personality!"
Ogremon- "Something tells me we should just nod our heads and go along."
Meramon- "Yeah, right."

Kari- "My light will lead us towards the others."
TK- "Don't look at me but I think it's like this night light I used to have that guided me towards the bathroom."

Gennai- "Trust me, I'm the floating, glowing guy."

Izzy- "After careful diberation, I have decided that it would be rude to allow this cuisine to become cold. Let's go for it guys!" (about food)

Telephone- "To leave a message, press 1, now. To leave a fingerprint, press 2, now. $15 for the next 3 minutes.
Joe- "Ok, next one!"
Izzy- "Very curious. Does Joe behave like this?"
Tai- "Every single day."

T.K. - "He can't eat me! I'm too little! Besides - I'm full of junk food!"
Gomamon - "Well, Ogremon doesn't mind a little snack."

Mimi - "Tokomon better show up soon; I have a mud bath and facial shceduled in 30 minutes!"
Gomamon - "Tokomon should know better than to interrupt your beauty treatments."
Mimi - "Oh, you are so right!"
Joe - "Mimi! He was being sarcastic!"

Tentomon - "Does rock 'n rool have this effect in your world?"
Sora - "Only on our parents!"

Tentomon: "Are you trying to contact Gennai?"
Izzy: "Well I'm not playing solitare!"

Izzy: "Hey we stopped!"
Mimi: "I can't complain--it's sure a lot better than falling on our heads!"

Palmon: "Oh my goodness--it's Chuumon!"
Mimi: "He looks terrible! What he needs is a complete makeover!"

Joe: "This is bad news!"
Sora: "Even two mega Digimon can't defeat him!"
Mimi: "Not to mention he's a total fashion disaster!"

Joe: "Would somebody mind helping me?!"
Gommamon: "Whoops! I forgot all about you!"
Joe: "Oh, you forgot--I'm hanging here by my elbows and you're off in LA-LA LAND!"
Gommamon: "Gee, I wonder what it's like to have elbows..."

Tai: "Come on guys! Show 'em what you're made of!"
Kari: "I hope they're made of somthing strong enough!"


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